Um, No.

Yesterday- So my friend Morganne says to me, "Wanna hear a joke?"

Me:
Morganne: There's two elephants in a bathtub. One's named ----tis and the other one Clyde. Clyde says--
Me: Wait, what's the elephant's name?
Morganne: Cleetis and Clyde.
Me: (dotdotdot.)
Morganne: Cleetis says to Clyde, "Hand me the soap." Clyde says, "What do I look like, a radio?"
Me:
Morganne: Do you get it? It's really funny.
Me:
Morganne: You don't get it..

So I spent the rest of the day wondering what the hell two elephants were doing in a bathtub. How did they get in there anyway? Why were they talking? And most importantly, what kind of soap were they using? Liquid? Bar? Dove? Ivory?

Today she told everyone why it was so funny, and of course I was last. There was no punchline. It was just to make me stay up at two in the morning thinking about elephants handing eachother UnknownBrand Soap. Thanks, Morganne. I love you too.