The Most Annoying Christmas Meme Ever (Fruitcakes Abound!)

1. What is the most annoying Christmas song?


Hm. All of them.



2. Name one annoying thing that happens to you each time you get together with your family during the holidays.


Whenever someone forgets to bring root beer, duh.



3. What is eggnog? Think about it. Does anybody really know?


I would say, but that's a little inappropriate.



4. Don't take this personally but there are lots of fruitcakes walking around. Have you encountered any real live nuts lately?

I didn't know fruitcakes could walk, haha. Live nuts? Yeah, me.

5. Why were the nine Lords a'leaping in those annoying tights???!

It's pretty obvious they're trying to impress the 8 maids a-milking.

6. What is the most annoying Christmas gift you've ever received?

Pajamaspajamaspajamas.


What did you do with it??

They're still in my closet. I use them to dust my room.

7. Let's admit it: Christmas, with all its splendor and goodwill, can also be a pain in the royal patootie. How do you plan to circumvent annoyances this year and enjoy the season?

What the hell is circumvating? Assuming it means 'avoid', I'm gonna stock up on Hershey Kisses, apple juice, and chips and hide in my room with my laptop. Muahaha.